Hello why are you using a picture of a Focus that is impossible to order with said faulty transmission (ST) ?

I mean, that’s his whole shtick. 

Agree the profanity really thew me off. 

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

Some time I’ll learn to read.

Like if you‘ve been around long enough to know where that reference came from.

There's a tiny bit more to making a motor ready to run AND be waterproof. 

It’s like if a Stormtrooper fucked a flat-brim hat.

BA Brabus says “I pity the fool who buys this clown car.”

“...frequently made drastic steering dives towards the hay-bails...”

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. 

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

I hear iceman will be the head of procurement and does things completely by the book. He doesn’t like how Mitchell is so reckless with his paperwork.

I can’t wait to watch the adventures of Rear Admiral Pete Mitchell as he goes to battle with the US Navy budget as Director of the Fiscal Management Division in the Office of the Chief of Naval Operations.

The need....

From everyone, thanks for doing Raph’s work for him.

Hey, don’t pretend like you’re speaking for all of us

At the DOT: “Where the hell are all these unicycles coming from??”

That is what they really use it for, the whole fixing a car thing is just an excuse.