You say that as though that wouldn’t be awesome.

Looks like a farting lion.

Ummm, not roid- popping at all. Yes everyone has their own idea of beauty, but you not finding her attractive because of muscular physique does not mean she is a drug user. Her body looks nothing like a steroid users.

*drives thru the 19th Hole.

Or you could just show up in a Mustang golf cart and the other golfers will just let you play through, if they know what’s good for them.

The “pornstarescortservice” in the URL didn’t give it away?

I love that show. You’re pretty much guaranteed to get to watch a child cry twice per episode.

Now that’s rolling in um...style? My ‘76 had lost the 8-track in favor of a $40 “Kraco” tape deck

Wha’choo mean “somehow?” That’s why you wear proper gear, bro’hemians. Also, because I feel like being That Guy™:

It's cools his D.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

But out tractors can start out in any gear and popping the clutch doesn’t stall them. At least that’s how I remember it.

Anybody else ever have to drive a forklift on the street?

Wut? I actually think these have held up pretty well style-wise. Sure they look like a big sex toy, but when has that ever been a bad thing?

Probably learned their lesson after the penis.

It's not quite clickbait, but it's basically clickbait.

One word:

As a tractor and backhoe owner, though all stock, that is terrifying. Daily concern is do not flip it over. 40 years ago at the macho age of 17, I put the family Farmall up on one back wheel due to a overly enthusiastic throttle and a woodchuck hole. One maybe two degrees more I wouldn’t be here. This, this is just…

Forgive me, Father, for I have spinned.

While I agree with you, I think if either of us were in that situation, it would be all we could do not to strangle the SUV driver, let alone cut back on profanity.