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Truck marketing is war, GM knows that Ford is sticking its neck out with Aluminum and they are all to happy to strike. Also, like war, truck marketing is mostly pointless, ugly and fought with dubious facts.

Well, here’s an opinion.

That headbutt was priceless

The original video is here,

I’m not a NASCAR fan, but the sport has some really intricate details and more than a handful of engineering marvels.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

So it needs to sound broken?

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Misread as legos, was disappointed, then impressed.

I bought an MX Revolution mouse back in 2006 or 2007 and I am still using it today. Sure it doesn’t get as much use and it originally did and the thumb grip part is pretty worn, but the battery still holds a respectable change. It’s the undisputed champion of computer mice.

Did he also punch the dead horse next to you?

Ask Jeremy Clarkson if you don’t believe me.

Somehow this is going to end up resulting in a new X7 and Land Cruiser XL

tonight on Top Jalopnik, a crazy man drives a hummer over a Chrysler, we make fun of race car drivers doing silly things, and we debate the merits of buying cheap used expensive luxury cars.

Oh, so other kinds of power plants aren't monitored around the clock? We can just let all those coal-fired power plants run and they won't blow up or anything? Neato!

OMFG A PINGU REFERENCE

Pilot Super Sport is not a semi slick. That's a normal (the best, but normal) street tire for all (non-winter) weather conditions.

You must be a blast at parties.