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Truck marketing is war, GM knows that Ford is sticking its neck out with Aluminum and they are all to happy to strike. Also, like war, truck marketing is mostly pointless, ugly and fought with dubious facts.

Well, here’s an opinion.

That headbutt was priceless

The original video is here,

I’m not a NASCAR fan, but the sport has some really intricate details and more than a handful of engineering marvels.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

So it needs to sound broken?

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Did he also punch the dead horse next to you?

Ask Jeremy Clarkson if you don’t believe me.

Somehow this is going to end up resulting in a new X7 and Land Cruiser XL

tonight on Top Jalopnik, a crazy man drives a hummer over a Chrysler, we make fun of race car drivers doing silly things, and we debate the merits of buying cheap used expensive luxury cars.

OMFG A PINGU REFERENCE

Pilot Super Sport is not a semi slick. That's a normal (the best, but normal) street tire for all (non-winter) weather conditions.

You must be a blast at parties.

deltapointment......

what a dick!

Doug, I wrote this up in advance so I could be the first to congratulate you on your new {Skyline}! After reviewing my suggestion, I can see that you simply couldn't resist the allure of a British, V12, RWD grand tourer, and decided you just had to have a {Skyline}! While many have complained about the {Skyline}'s…