An aside: Am I the only one who finds the Malibu to be kinda ugly? Looks like a depressed catfish.

He wants older not 2002.

Kia stole the BMW guy, I guess BMW stole the KIA grille guy.

You could say the same thing about masturbation...never mind, I think I’m only reinforcing your point.

You’re assuming money is the only thing that matters.

Dear old people with money: This is how your corvette should look like!

Are you implying all of Germany consists of Nazis? Fucking retard.

I’ve read your comment four times and still can’t tell exactly what you’re saying.

Whale penis leather or get out.

That was an unexpected detour from this post.

Income tax has never paid for roads. Raising the gas tax is long overdue.

Maybe it’s a warning about the food.

“conjuring up images of grandpa and his Roadmaster woodie”

Marketing can call it whatever term they want, that’s a damn fine looking wagon.

Welp, that’s it. I will be shopping at Forever21 for the first time ever. Not sure they had the middle aged man demo in mind, but I am totally buying that shirt from the top left celebrating the CR500 (unless they price this stuff like Metro Racing gear).

Not a 91 but I have a 93 CB7 with almost 350K and still currently rally cross it. Still occasionally daily it because the F22A is damn near bullet proof. Might be a tad bias as my first car was the wagon version (CB9), I believe they are one of the best looking “mid” size cars for the time.

I’d just like to say that this is the happiest day of my life.

when all me bloody parents handed me down was blame and beatings, you privilege bastards

It was never the same after Tim killed Wilson with his riding mower and they had to replace him with an owl.

My 1G TSX trunk is apparently comfy (I’ve never bothered trying). Our 6' friend climbed in when I first got it, and closed the lid right after this photo. :P [ok… this made more sense with the photo of him in the trunk, but Kinja is being funky and not taking it… or maybe it will now…]