I voted today with my 2 year old daughter. The voting place is at a school around the corner from our house. So, we walked there and she chatted away, as little girls do. I realize that to her it was just a nice, little walk with Mama. But for me, it was a walk that a lot of women didn’t get to ever make in our…

i liked the ones who criticize your writing, yet cannot spell, but i loved the ones who think trump will be president in 2016.

Ill just take that as a joke and not an insult to a national treasure.

i loved the guy who originally posted...i literally cannot deal with it

Your move, Lady Gaga.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

But the church can still promise salvation and pass around the collection plate right?

In an ideal world all people would be free to wear or not wear makeup as it suits them but in actuality choices aren’t made in a vacuum. Wearing makeup in no way disqualifies someone from being a feminist and I agree that arguing “women shouldn’t wear makeup because it’s girly” is harmful. But deciding to wear makeup…

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

The sexy kind

Suppression of the free press...

I had my vagina swell shut after a colposcopy and the doctor told me it was ‘psychological’ because it’s impossible to be allergic to the stuff they use. Yes I made my vagina swell shut with my mind....

My story doesn’t involve a doctor but along the same lines of having something go missing in my vagina. I was hanging out with my gal pals and I went to change my tampon. I can’t totally blame getting high on this, but I forgot to take out the old one before shoving in a new tampon. My period ended and my discharge…

Not MY doctor, but A doctor (I worked in OB/Gyn for 5 years, I heard a lot of gross stuff).

“The South Shall Reese Again!”

Legally Bland

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

This day long association of Trump and pussy has caused my vagina to tense and clamp close.