Counterpoint: she’s a national treasure in the making.

Not if Solange is around, that’s for sure.

When I see a really cute baby, I sometimes want to just bite their chubby cheeks. But I don’t. The differnece between me and Becky With The Really Poor Sense Of Personal Space.

Oh brother. I just love the giant poor quality picture of herself at the top of her twitter: https://twitter.com/KimCattrall - I’m on a PC right now and it’s terrible.

I had a dream where I witnessed a taco truck explosion and took to my bed like a Victorian lady because I was traumatized. It was very dramatic with a long white nightgown and a lot of lounging and swooning.

I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!

I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and…

Ban all men from having guns.

Apropos, the verb “addle” originally meant the act of shaking an egg to break the yolk inside, thus terminating gestation without destroying the egg as a population-control method against nesting geese and other waterfowl (who will just lay another one if they lose it, but will sit on an addled one until it goes bad,…

I ran through the crosswalk while walking the dog this morning and thought that was a strong achievement. Alysia sets a new bar. (And love the Wonder Woman wear!)

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Story time!

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

Sure, smegma-head.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I went up a shoe size too. But I also went from stick-straight, thin hair to wavy, thick hair. I thought it was the pre-natal vitamins, but my daughter is 18 and my hair continues to be fabulous.

I had big feet before my pregnancy, now I have to shop online to make sure I get my new size. Smh

I feel like Chrissy means that part of fat that sits above the boob area and right under the pit. I would get mine removed too if I could afford it, instead I wear a bullet proof vest to really slim the area down and create the perfect upper body shape. Oh the things we women(and some men) do to just look good in…

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that…

They should consider changing the name to The Challenged.