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And Jeffrey Dahmer absolutely loved kids... with ranch dressing and cheese

Nobody ever talks about what a great clown he was!

“It was an unfortunate incident,” Gibson said on “Playback” when asked about the fact that there are many who feel they can no longer support him or his work. “I was loaded and angry and arrested. I was recorded illegally by an unscrupulous police officer who was never prosecuted for that crime. And then it was

John Wayne Gacy was great with kids, mostly!

Clinton and Trump are both being graded on a curve. Trump gets plaudits whenever he manages to deliver a scripted speech to Congress without insulting anyone or throwing a temper tantrum (“omg is this a pivot?? Soooo presidential!”)

Megyn Kelly’s true self peaked out underneath all that new branding.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

Cripes, these damn hipsters. Yes, nothing is more relaxing and less tension-filled than FARMING. I think it’s in the top ten most dangerous and stressful careers!

Anybody who thinks running a restaurant is an easy life has clearly never been in one as anything other than a customer. Food service is among the most time-suckingly brutal of industries. You’re never away from the job.

Ya know...you might be on to something there...

The revelation in Thursday’s New York Times that comedian Louis CK acted sexually inappropriate with women comedians

≥≥Megyn Kelly joked that she could have just given the motorcade a thumbs-down and avoided this whole mess.≤≤

Still has Mark Wahlberg in that movie...

No. Patrick Swayze was the ultimate ghosting.

Technically this counts as “submarining.”

Maybe he decided he didn’t want to be with her. It was the ultimate ghosting.

One of the major commonalities with these mass shooters, besides being male, is having a history of domestic violence. I hope that this is a wake-up call for some people to realize that domestic violence isn’t just a “women’s” issue, but a societal issue that needs to be taken seriously. Just like all other issues

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.