She was taking on Big Donut. She is American hero.

Nicki Hilton says yes, and “I do” too!

YAAAS!! Pendulous breasts of the world, unite and take over!

What about fine grit or sandy dirt? Where do they fall on the invagination spectrum?

Yeah, I should really buy more books and DVDs about getting rid of stuff.

Aya Jones’ eyes are killing me. This is beyond smize; this is next-level face.

They have other purposes:

I got your pissing contest right here. Top that!

I love Teen Witch and all but I think She’s Out of Control gets overlooked too frequently.

Are you Nicholas Sparks?

Is Jamie Dornan’s new mustache a Fifty Shades character thing or no?

I love both dresses BUT can we talk about dat oven? It has a HD motherflippin’ camera so you can watch your food cook from a remote location!!

Tracee Ellis Ross had my favourite white dress

It sounds like hot shit but will probably be cold diarrhoea.

You better get ready, ‘cause at 3 o clock today, I’m going to rape you

Can’t you imagine Dermot Mulroneyand Dylan McDermott fighting over lettuce?

I don’t know about youse guys but I’ma start referring to my labia as my “seam”

Great lips in both pics

I always say* “the eyebrows are the punctuation of the face”

So beautiful (before and after) I’m crying a little bit; partly in envy, mostly in joy.