I kind of hope somebody moves to LA, because that would put the Rose Bowl in play for the Super Bowl again. It sure was nice to see that place host a meaningful game the other day when Oregon and FSU played there. The field is always immaculate and the way the stands rise up and out symmetrically says "big game" to…

♫ And those three men came from afar,

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Yup.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

I fucking love Lilo and Stitch so much. Lilo reminds me so much of angry, depressed weirdo childhood me. Makes me cry every time.

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

Frozen 2 doesn't look that bad.

Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

The Sun is looking into this.

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

its because they waited until they actually played the game it was meant to be played before rushing a review out lol

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Neither is my starting running back tandem of Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice.

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?