I know everyone’s tastes vary, but I am amazed that General Tso’s chicken didn’t make anyone’s list.  Or chicken and broccoli.  Those two seem to be the Chinese food all stars that I think almost everyone likes.  

Marnie gets my vote for the only thing I ever get at Chinese takeout: orange chicken. Pork fried rice is a side and does not count.

What an incredible draft! You’re all winners, and I would gladly show up and snack on any of those menus.

No Rao’s!?!

No Rao’s? Test is flawed.

No Rao’s? 

The answer is Rao’s marinara, assuming you have 9 bucks for jarred sauce. It’s sublime.

Cooks Country (everyone formerly of America’s Test Kitchen less that asshole Chris Kimball) did this on the show just last weekend (unless it was a repeat) and the winner was Rao’s.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

This whole thing is moot because the Double Down is still the king of chicken sandwiches. I’ve said it before and I will continue to say it every time you guys post something about this ridiculous chicken sandwich debate.

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

Hoisin sauce, all day every day.

I got $50 that those two are dating inside of 3 months

It is quite a problem. Especially in California.

Polystyrene and polypropylene, two of the most common disposable food storage container materials, are persistent pollutants -they stick around. For a long time.

They get eaten by animals, obstructing their airways and digestive tracks.

And frequently, because they are…

Or, and hear me out because I know it’s crazy, just load up the container on your own directly from your plate.

For the last time.. the officially sanctioned terms for the Idiot at the top are:

Here’s the problem with McDonald’s. They switched to fresh beef on the 1/4 pounder. Great. It does make it juicer and tastier. But they charge $4.99 for it! That’s for the bare bones no topping burger.

I actually liked Luhrman’s Gatsby. He was overly obvious here and there for sure, but the party sequences called for exactly his brand of spectacle (check out the 1970s version, you’ve never seen such a dull shindig in your life), Toby McGuire was a great choice to play the naif (I love Sam Waterson, but the dude’s…

I really don’t understand people who say the squid ending wouldn’t work. It is, in Adrian Veidt’s insane logic, a pretty brilliant solution to the Mutually Assured Destruction problem: unite all warring nations against an imagined enemy. What’s so hard for audiences to understand?

I still think in hindsight that the Giant Squid ending to the comic is much better than what the movie cooked up. Mostly because it would make no sense for the people of earth to fight Dr. Manhatten when nothing can kill him. If anything they would just surrender to him.