I’m still waiting for the day when some company offers unlimited ad free online print content for one annual price. $49.00 or $79.00 for access to The LA Times, NY Times, The Atlantic Monthly, Deadspin etc... the money would be doled out to the companies that produced the content that you viewed. I would gladly pay…

It’s not even close to the same. It’s like leaving a ball mark on the green. The first thing I learned when playing golf was how to fix a ball mark on the green. If you spend time learning how to fix a little ball mark, imagine the horror of a foot wide indentation across the green, or two of them. It would completely…

The third base foul line lines up with the back diagonal of home plate. The part of the plate that is WAY to the left. Not where Rizzo currently is blowing up Hedges.

Actually he does. You don’t deserve to get hit for staring at a HR, but I’m completely fine with a guy getting his with a ball, if he’s going to hurt another player. If you don’t want to get dirty, don’t play dirty.

What’s stupid is he had a clear path to the plate, probably could have slid and been safe, but chose to level the catcher instead.

Growing up my entire family spent Sunday clipping coupons, we would even ask the neighbors for their leftover paper. Then once a month my job was to cull the expired coupons from my mom’s organizer. Coupons are the white people swap meet of the 70s and 80s.

Drain the swamp now means something different now that the swamp is in office. It now means get rid of anything undesirable to racists. Actually drain the swamp never ment what we thought it did. Check the writing on the back of the barn. Four legs good, two legs bad. Napoleon is always right. I must work harder.  

While I know that everyone is burnt out on Cardinal loss recaps, I really wouldn’t mind a nightly recap of the latest Kolten Wong blunder. I leave it up to you to figure out the potential title of that year long journal.

Does anyone know the brand/manufacturer of the sled he is using? Looks super sturdy. Might want to buy one for local HS football team.

Yeah seriously Albert. The list should be way shorter:

If I use gravy the bread will get all soggy. Who eats meatloaf if it’s not in a sandwich? ;)

He’s throwing her a bone, the least she could do is return the favor.

I added sliced peppers and some goat cheese. I don’t have a non-stick so I used a cast iron. It became a scramble. It tasted good, but nothing special.

If I had to dig a tunnel to China I could survive the experience- as long as each night I had a partner to dance and Clyde laying the beat.

All I know about the Treasury Department I learned from watching this:

• Can I put sour cream on it? Or crema?

I was 90% sure you were trying to make a joke hence the word “bet” in my sentence, but I just wanted to make sure no one thought this was a real or worthwhile idea to follow through on.

I’m going to bet you’ve never actually done this.

Boston fans just instinctually clap when they see a “good” white player. They are color blind when it comes to jerseys. It’s Kelly Olynyk who should be upset.

Since President Obama avoided any public assassination attempts (and there had to be a bunch of psychos who wanted to kill him) will we ever see a president assassinated in our lifetime? If so, will it be a lone nut, or a coordinated attack?