This should be the first reply seen.

The replies to this post really went off track because the commenters are the kind of people you’d never want to spend time with. When Pre-Emptive Sigh says “a hell of a lot cooler” he doesn’t just mean reputation, he means actual experience.

Two words and a questions: Dylan Bundy- why not?

What do you mean by “I didn’t have Ultra Balls unlocked at the time” aren’t Ultra Balls given to you at level twenty? You said you were level 25.

I heard starting next week that all National Anthems will be preceded by a trigger warning.

If it’s an auto catch then it means players who can pay extra will get a big leg up on everyone else. Not cool.

Tim Tebow should be in charge of their bullpen. His prayers are mighty. His faith is eternal. His choices are holy.

Is this the greatest baseball “high five” ever? If not, what is?

I’m unbangable by Kinja. Maybe I need to try typing with a corkscrew motion.

I’m currently writing a letter to the Wikipedia editors asking them to replace their article on the Dunning-Kruger effect with this article.

I went to ONE Raider game in the Coliseum when I was about 18. They were playing the Bengals. By the end of the first quarter there wasn’t a single Bengal jersey wearing fan left in the stands. The Coliseum is a vortex of chaos and darkness. I’m still looking forward to a full season of these posts.

I’ve had it. It’s smaller. There was something about eating a candy bar that seemed like it was a foot long. But the new one is chocolate and caramel so it’s pretty damn good.

In my mind, this is still the greatest Marathon in American history.

Why does everyone hate i09 so much?

Which high school football team has the best chance of signing a national TV contract and when we we see the first high school football superconference?

Which team would you most like to see Puig traded to, and which fan base would have the hardest time justifying their love for him once they watch him do something crazy awesome?

I look forward to the weekly Ram fight article that will replace the Cardinals losing catalogue and the Bills fans’ opus.

-10 points for the author/editor of this article not using the the picture of him in his canoe helmet to create a picture which includes both him and the two divers for the article.

If you bought a bunch of fun size fritos and a slowcooker of cheap chili and some shredded cheese, you might leave the party with a new wife/husband.