We lucked out and got an AirBnB just down the road from the circuit (opposite direction from Austin, meaning we got to miss most of the traffic). It was about a 10 minute ride from the house to the track.

Let’s just cut out the middle man and launch satellites from space.

I’m still looking for something to protect my eyes from the CLA.

If they are really concerned about safety, they should have a B pillar, or at least doors.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

Oh, my! He can spray out my fenders any time he wants! Thanks!

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.

Wow, I guess this 40+ suburban dad needs to dump his G35 so he can graduate from community college.

The Jumble-tastic badge system is a $9,999 option. They would have made it an even $10,000 but then you could jumble it to $00,001.

This is all bullshit. Just put a goddamned mechanical fucking limited-slip differential back on the options list, like you could get in any BMW through about 1995 or so. That alone would allow each and everyone of us to roll our own ZHP on any 3, 4, 3 wagon, 3 GT, 4 Grand Coupe, 4 convertible, X4, 2 coupe or whatever…

I knew this would happen. The cars are so embarassed by having MOAR WINGS! they are destroying themselves rather than continuing to exist.

Heliocopter?

F United! F the Pilot! F the Stewardess!

It could have been worse.

I found a good compromise.

“Today, it’s all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number.”

I’ve been driving mine since 2006. Its an Infiniti G35 6 MT. Got the sport suspension, sport “seats” and the high revving V6. Plus I got the two extra doors and the steering wheel over where it belongs, on the ‘Merican side of the car.

It’s the Subaru BRZ-LED ELO SPEC-R JDM AS FUCK, YO edition