You’re right, the Accord Sport and the Alltrack are the best answers.

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

I find your lack of a GTI on this list disturbing.

I was on the fence about having kids

OH SIGN ME UP FOR SOME OF THAT EXCITEMENT

Car pictured after 1000 hp

So if the drivetrain moves to the rear does the Camry’s dent move to the front?

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

From Car Guys vs. Bean Counters (one of Lutz’s excellent books):

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Well, I’ve been in the car business for 13 years, and the last 3 of those were spent at a dealer does specializes in high-end brands. One of our best clients maintains a collection of 25-30 cars at any given time and stores them all in a secure hangar at a local municipal airport about 20 miles away. We would…

Probably because no one wants to drive their AWD turbo sedan back to back with a base Corolla and come away wishing the AWD turbo sedan was as nice as the Corolla inside.

Also this AWD turbo sedan shares a whole bunch with a regular sedan, which needs the “bloat” to sell.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

I would have gone with “Lease a Veloster N(ot)“

Maybe they’ll reuse the name on an SUV/CUV and call it the Voltswagon.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Can we just disconnect Europe from the internet completely? That's what they want.

You shut your whore mouth! 

One of the silliest but coolest things when I bought my Focus RS was getting the surprise ownership package in the mail a week later with various toys including a desktop version of the shift knob from the car. Nothing that I had read prior to buying it gave me any indication that was going to happen. Not exactly the…