New owner and two of their pals is not grammatically correct English.

In the past two days Jalopnik has run two stories about individuals doing bizarre things that appear to be the result of mental illness. Yesterday’s was the whacked out guy who kept ramming his car into the car in front of him, and today we have this worthless story. Stop with the fucking click bait. These stories…

She is a beautiful little girl, who is lucky to have you as a dad.

I’ve got a Eames lounge chair that my mom gave me when my dad died. I even have the 40 year old shipping receipts. You know how much responsibility comes with owning it? You got to keep the kids off it, wet towels, dirty laundry, the sun. All the stuff you do with normal furniture, you don’t do with an original…

From Autoblog: On set, Fry was driving a pretty wide array of automobiles, too, including the film’s clear hero car, a 2006 Subaru Impreza WRX. As is the case with movies, that car isn’t quite what it seems. In fact, it’s actually a few cars. Fry told us that each of the Subarus for the film was tweaked in different…

It’s a fun movie that suffers from too many action scenes taking place in parking garages. The cynic in me says that was to reduce production costs by making it easier to secure locations. It also was an easy plot tool for the get away driver to duck into a public lot like it was some sort of Klingon cloaking device.…

Let’s fix that WRX/Deer story: I was going —ahem, 60 mph** —

I’m really digging the interior. Its got a cold-war Russian sub/this oughta work vibe.

I hate Illinois Camrys.

You didn’t even mention double-secret probation.

No one expects the Spanish Indyquisition.

I see no Subarus in these pictures. Are they not considered worthy of this event? Or do they have their own?

You think that’s impressive? My Subaru came with two tickets to an Indigo Girls concert, and doggie water bowl. It’s all about the lifestyle.

At their age, all their injuries are serious.

It’s a piece of a cookie he was eating earlier with Rexie and Spices, his BFFs.

This may be the first ricer Honda where people turn to the aftermarket to tone down its appearance.

This is not a thing I do. I am concerned with longevity and gas mileage. One difference between us is that your Beetle’s engine can be pulled using a box wrench and a skateboard, in exchange for a six pack. Replacing mine involves a credit decision and a unhappy wife.

I have the short throw in a 2017 STI, but is combined with a fairly long shifter, so its sort of the best of both worlds. You know those in-car videos of guys rallying in Subies — that’s how I see myself. My G35 had a nubbin for its stock shifter, and that got tiresome.

That movie always scared the shit out of me.

One problem down, and 175,000 to go.