Take away all the baggage angst you want, it still doesn’t matter. The real aggravation comes from half the plane standing up the SECOND the plane stops moving at the gate. Now I got Clint’s saggy asshole in my face for 10 minutes because he has to stake his claim to the aisle, nervously pacing, all just to go in…

Typical PC culture can’t handle the truth

But it’s necessary. So I’m chasing losses like Tom chasing Jerry

To add to your point... sports is goddamned entertainment! And this dunk was entertaining! Good job, Jordan Bell. Nobody cares what the Mavs think because they are a bunch of ostensible entertainers that are not good at entertaining.

Those only got him a Three on the skin writing section. Needed a four (Baby Portrait) or a five (Earnhardt tribute) to go straight to the 300 level stuff,

I’m going with raw okra is the worst.

Their plastic surgeon is a huge Dark Crystal fan.

Yeah, it’s tennis you want to get into. Well, that droolingly hot piece of ass up there is Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos.

Should have drank more water.

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Would a miscarriage be considered a balk?

Step 1: set up capstones to fall like dominoes.

1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

One of the other dads in my kids’ little league wears a “Four Time AFC Champ!” Buffalo Bills hat. It’s so heinous it’s sort of endearing.

You know Don Sr has a Porn Vault, probably gold doors on it. As the code is 1-2-3-4-5 Barron is going to be fine.

Must have. Not must of. English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

I love Gizmodo’s new editorial angle of getting other scientists in the field to weigh in on a new paper’s findings. It helps combat pseudoscience/clickbaity articles here and elsewhere, and genuinely aids the understanding.