Yeah.. didn’t he do a whole piece about how initiating gaslighting training in children with the whole Santa Claus thing was just fine and who would want to grow up without it?

He met the meat at Milliways.

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout? Willis?

“Your own proprietary bland of spices” might be the whitest typo ever.

I bought and somehow lost more copies of Vivid in the 90's and 00's than anyone should ever need. 

So this was the source material for Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals ?

Cartier Jernigan sounds like a designer jersey with three buttons and long sleeves.

Deere lord that was rough.

+1 flat tire

https://media.giphy.com/media/2sdKZqyZ3BMy5m5BTc/giphy.gif

I heard she was a bitch.

When I see that all I can think is, “Hi. My name is Werner Brandes...”

Have you tried Proust?

Please post a video of him performing ‘Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe’

Are you C. Thomas Howell? 

As explained by Mars Blackmon around 25 years ago, this is not flying. This is launching into a low altitude earth orbit. I think the best part is how he is still ascending after the block and he looks down and starts circling is arms. You can almost here the thought “Shit, I should have planned for a landing.”

Last week on NPR Story Corps they had an interview about two Hydrogen bombs that we accidentally dropped on North Carolina with out detonation sequences. Neither exploded and a crew had to go unearth them without setting anything off.

Can confirm this.

Was I the only one who saw “Spanish Peninsular Time” and thought WTF is that?

I guess at that level player suicide could be an issue.