NoTime’s numbers on cost immediately made me think of private prisons getting paid by the state. Which started my head down a rabbit hole for which I have No Time.

Be careful if you are web searching that in England.

He really Plough-ed him over.

The gif looks more like a soldier greeting his dog for the first time after a tour of duty than a fight.

I’ll take ‘(P)eeved’ for $1000 Alex

They should put one in Juarez instead of San Antonio.

Sing it! “ He was a Neopolitan Napoleonic Nitwit from down in the nation’s nards!”

Nah. Just a knee Herk reaction.

Quick! Somebody ask Libby if Obama ‘gets it’ now!

Don’t know if this is true everywhere in the country, but here in Indiana it is illegal to have a club discount on alcohol. Therefore you they cannot exclude anyone from buying alcohol because they don’t have a membership. You just tell them at the door that you are only buying alcohol.

I kinda want to just to see if they show the look on Jared Kushner’s face from the top still photo. Staring into the eyes of Kanye, mid-rant.

Well if a tree grows in Brooklyn I guess there is bound to be a log cabin somewhere in New York.

But it’s pumpkin season!

no..yeah...no

So it was like good advice that he just didn’t take?

And I call it Lysistrata.

In Maryland they’re called the ‘ski team.

Maybe he should stick with the vanilla suburbs then.

In Indiana we call it a mastication ring.

Put a little piece of ham between two saltines and you’ve got yourself a