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And I call it Lysistrata.

In Maryland they’re called the ‘ski team.

Maybe he should stick with the vanilla suburbs then.

In Indiana we call it a mastication ring.

Put a little piece of ham between two saltines and you’ve got yourself a

Presidential mycologist?

“Bruce!”

After reading that I submit the word ‘caucasion’ for white person event, as in: “We attended a white tie cacuasion while on caucation. Our daughter was the becky of the ball!”

My thought was the “Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.” from Killing Them Softly.

The only thing I have ever seen Joe in was the MST3K of “Werewolf”. 

It’s strange how much he looks like a Sheen/Estevez in that picture.

Beckae?

A couple of weeks ago I took a half step back from this “controversy” and a thought occurred to me, since when is kneeling for something a sign of disrespect? Maybe this has been mentioned before but I can only get through the beginning of these stories before my eye roll prevents me from reading further. Kneeling is

Well 4-H eaven’s sake!

No no.. it looks like Matryoshka dolls 69'ing.

They were sprinkled in the bathroom while someone was bathing and turned into mini clown headed snakes in the clothes hamper. Or something like that...

That’s some raunchy Jules Verne fan fic all up in your head.

Killer Clowns from Outer Space. You won’t eat popcorn for a month.

Double +1 ungood