They just need to get a couple of guys to do rifftrax over the audio when guys are talking into their glove. Could bring in a whole new demographic.

I was just going to say they are all Republicans. Doctors who are Democrats still practice medicine.

Hoosier Daddy?

You start...

Like when Erik Prince says “I whored my horde out for a hoard!”

I’ve watched this gif enough times now that it is beginning to look like a bit of Morris dancing choreography gone wrong. All I can come up with is Liga No nos and Prozis my ass.

I could have told you that kids just aren’t into the blues.

No no.. at Wholepaycheck next to the pet kelp.

After scrolling for ages I haven’t seen James on the list. Only big hit in the U.S. was “Laid”. There are at least a handful of songs that I think are better. Love “Waltzing Along”! But “Say Something” “Protect Me” “Sit Down” “Sound”...

Gotta go with “Give You My Lovin’”

and that’s hot.

Obviously they meant it like some TLC! (The Learning Channel)

This comment is too sexy for this thread

A friend of mine met her first polydactyl cat as he jumped up on the couch next to her. He saw a pair of nail clippers and calmly reached over and picked it up and sniffed them and put them back down. My friend screamed and ran away. I always joked that his little dead gifts on the doorstep had been strangled to death.

That photo always makes me think he is concentrating really hard on breathing through his nose.

Never noticed how much his laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. Took me right to that Treehouse of Horror talking doll.

I love reading your stuff Michael. Thanks for making Clapback a weekly thing. But one thing. You maybe should not use the word ‘moist’... ever .. if possible.

I’m guessing they call it a ca-Bruce.

I sense a Mark Wahlberg movie in the making.

Eleanor, I have never done this and would usually never have the gall to give critique to a writer, but the second sentence in the second paragraph has me cross-eyed. I think it is ‘about between’ throwing me off. The end of the sentence almost seems like a separate thought. Forgive me if I’m being an idiot.