I think “He sniffed a mule’s ass.” would have been the correct answer.

Yeah. It’s time to move.

Please tell me somebody asked him if after they saw the movie his wife accidentally called him Bob in bed!

I think Argentinians are known for having a cow.

His Terracotta Thompson impression.

It won’t last. There are probably two chipmunks, two mice and a housefly out to foil his fat cat plans as we speak.

Only the penitent shall pass.

My mother had an ‘86 New Yorker, and yes that is where I learned the word. That car also had some of the nicest leather seats I can remember in a vehicle.

I know it’s childish, but could someone please edit a squeaky fart in right before the laughing starts.

Did your parents ever tell you “If you keep making that face one day it will stay that way.”? It always sounded so silly when I was a kid...

I was wondering how far I would have to scroll before getting to the morbid jokes that popped into my head.

Well I guess Boy Scouts would have sounded worse.

I just heard a drinking buddy’s line yesterday. “My spank bank is too big to fail!”

I bet Troy Aikman would pay good money for that hat.

Damn Colonel Frontfart!

Jah Ja?

That breakfast nook or whatever did not take it well. I wonder what the trajectory was at impact.

Why do you think Utah doesn’t want him to leave?

That’s really cute, but as I watch it I imagine that whenever this kid gets excited they pretend to ride a motorcycle.

I have to make the argument that ass load= shit load. I can have evidence for you tomorrow morning.