I know it’s childish, but could someone please edit a squeaky fart in right before the laughing starts.

Did your parents ever tell you “If you keep making that face one day it will stay that way.”? It always sounded so silly when I was a kid...

I was wondering how far I would have to scroll before getting to the morbid jokes that popped into my head.

Well I guess Boy Scouts would have sounded worse.

I just heard a drinking buddy’s line yesterday. “My spank bank is too big to fail!”

I bet Troy Aikman would pay good money for that hat.

Damn Colonel Frontfart!

Jah Ja?

That breakfast nook or whatever did not take it well. I wonder what the trajectory was at impact.

Why do you think Utah doesn’t want him to leave?

That’s really cute, but as I watch it I imagine that whenever this kid gets excited they pretend to ride a motorcycle.

I have to make the argument that ass load= shit load. I can have evidence for you tomorrow morning.

Try a tossed salad between two buns.

I can hear Ice Cube making that pitch.