Apparently almost every word. It's disappointing how little empathy people have any more.

I apologize for the following rant in advance.

What?

Funny thing is, I see more GM trucks with little electrical issues than I have Fords

Can only be a t-shirt that has a classy look to it like a Ralph Lauren t-shirt

I think SUVs are considered trucks. I know that in Texas the license plates that aren't personalized say "Texas Truck" or something to that effect on them

I hate that we pay these jackasses to essentially tell us how to live. And besides a beauty of a truck like that should be left outside so that the world can see it.

Nothing aggravates me more than being stuck behind the person you describe, while on the entrance ramp.

I can't really explain how but I do know from experience that lasers, especially the green ones, shine a lot further than your garden variety artificial light

" ... I just remembered I'm allergic to bees!"

I do beg to differ with you on the FJ.

So many hilariously bad puns that it makes this post brilliant!!

Do people not?

Same thing goes for a 160lb Rottweiler

Man I wish our Rottweiler was still this size. (He is still pretty fucking adorable though)

Good point.

What about the Mclaren F1. 240+ Mph in the mid 90's

In texas it's a $300 fine if you don't have one on your car

I love reading your articles like this one. The fact that you take companies like this on and essentially destroy the lack of logic behind their fake product is absolutly hilarious!

It's an affliction called vehicular Napoleon Syndrome. Only occurs with bikers who ride alongside traffic.