Ever heard of a guy called Mauro Bressan?

Faen i helvete. Her kommer jeg til Deadspin for å slippe unna det jævla kattemaset så er det første som slår meg i trynet denne posten om det jævla kattekreket. Drittkatte.

But, he crossed the line by spray painting "NWO" across the ref's back.

Don't hate, y'all. It's a placential part of the postpartum diet.

"[T]he placenta takes about ten minutes to properly transform from bloody chunks that get stuck in the blades to a liquid that tastes like 'a delivery room smells.'"

First thought after reading "gunfight": Ahh, 'murica! freedom guns blazin and the wild west! yeehaw!

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

"You know, Smithers, when I was a young buck, my patented fadeaway pitch was compared by many to the 'trouble ball' of the great Satchel Paige."

Julian Edelman is basically the white Wes Welker

Waited all night for the main event and it only lasted 14 seconds, now i know how my girlfriend feels

Greatest Klaus Nomi tribute performance ever.

I also see some pretty distinct similarities with another amazing dance routine...

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

Contracting Hepatitis C for the sake of entertainment television is far more common than you'd think and really it's just not that exciting and hardly worth the risk.