Is Ho Lee Fuk related to Lee Ho Fuk?

I hope he learned a Wesson

Slim should know Strippers ain't gonna entice Dwight. He's from ATL. If Houston is old Yankee Stadium for strippers (which it might be) ATL is fenway or Wrigley.

You haven't lived till you seen a woman smoke a cigarette w/ her clam in person. Thank you Atlanta.

Man, normally when you see an ice-cold vagina unflustered by a lack of warm hands he's awarding the Stanley Cup.

"Catherine Zeta-Jones."

Cue the jokes from insufferable Yankees fans wondering if she can play first base.

Wow, this woman saved a baby's life.That's a pretty amazing achievement.

Odin's dead? This calls for a... Thor-ough investigation.

Hernandez: "Hey look everyone! TIM TEBOW!"

Loved this.

douche waste, douche discharge, Ryan Lochte?

Someone offered these brothers money to do this and promised them they wouldn't get caught. They were living here, trying to live the lifestyle, but were falling short. There's a network behind this.

What do you call a Blue Jays fan who pukes after the final out of the ninth inning? A procrastinator....