Im pissed we never got a proper crx revival but instead the crz

Canada sees your 25 and takes away 10 years. See you in 15 years my Citroen Prince and Honda E

My thoughts as well. Although he probably could’ve worded differently. I think his intent wasn’t to be inappropriate, but to flatter. 

RE: Jim Carrey

I wonder how it can be RACIST to have a copy of the school’s policies and procedures, NOT READ IT, send the kid for picture day, then flip out when a rule effects your kid. This kid is in the third grade and Mommy and Daddy have already turned her into a “victim”! 

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

clearly it was time for the driver to retire

Taco Bell will pay for it!

SQL is cleaner. 

Disco > Wranglol.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

You’re thinking of lumbertown, totally different place.

Sell 5,000 tickets at $10 a piece.... I’d buy a few.

I just drove across all of Europe doing the Mongol Rally this past summer and I loved every second of it. I took my mighty Perodua Kelisa loaded to the tits with gear along the Autobhan right up 160kp/h and it was fun. I found the semis to be plentiful and cutting me off constantly but still would do it again