Pass. I wasted most of my teenage years playing video games, until I discovered my passion for cars. I’m still kinda bitter about all the social stuff like dating I missed out on. I’d rather wrench, no matter how mundane the job, than play games. Or better still, spend those hours on a road trip to see new things…

(sigh)

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Well Mr Roman. Im also living in Winnipeg, MB and I have a hella nice Land Rover LR3 that would be very good for the journey. Come to Transcona :)

What kind of plane is that in the lead photo? I assume four-engine configuration is necessary for Antarctic overflights due to ETOPS restrictions.

How fucked are you if I chase you down in my technical Mercedes G63 AMG 6x6 because you carry a hard drive containing information regarding the Illuminati and are about to deliver it, driving that Land Rover, to Interpol HQ?

“Just spread ‘em” That’s how I got the restraining order.

I hope finds like these are added to the Svalbard Seed Vault. Great to see increasing biodiversity.

WHO ASKED FOR FACTS?!?!?! WE WANT SPECULATION!

Dat gated shifter....oh yeah.

Post coital snacks are the best snacks.

Also are those tissues below the snacks?

1. Stop watching TED. It’s become a mind-numbing mutual masturbation group of snake-oil sellers similar to Oprah’s Book Club.

I feel compelled to tell everyone this, because apparently too many people don’t know:

Another satisfying and important forklift video.

My top tip for farting at work. Go into the server room and let rip to your hearts content while staring out the front glass window.

I call BS on THAT! Every IT position I have had in 25 years has treated women like GOLD! I have never seen any manager NOT white knighting for the women on the team.
I have NEVER seen any of the women put in overtime, holiday coverage or even have the same workload.
Trust me, I’ve worked with some UGLY women too.
SO,…