But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!

Fuck America. It’s not worth saving.

Botham Jean hates the fact that he is dead.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

I’m just going to reply to myself because I’m about to go to bed, and I don’t want to leave the greys hanging-

Hey, everyone knows that it was socialist-brown-people-gay-marriage-libtards at Disney who added politics to our beloved Star Wars. Any resemblance to politics prior to The Force Awakens is purely coincidental, and you can be shot for saying otherwise! /s

If I have to have sex with one of those guys, I insist that I first be infected with some gross disease so I can pass it on to them.

I’m trying to find someone in that picture who isn’t white. I think I spotted Waldo, but otherwise it’s wall to wall crackers. Should have called it the Nuts and Crackers Conference

Plus, you can’t even call it long pork until they’re at least teenagers.

I’d like to point out- again- how gross children are. CW, the amount of extra work you have to do scrubbing them before a proper slow roast is just *not worth* the payoff. This is why I only slow roast ham. Same flavor, half the work.

The dangers of a rogue AI are bad enough, imagine the threat of one with CTE.

Have any of these guys simply said, “I am sorry, I have some issues to work out,” instead of claiming not to be racist?

I legit once realized my head was too fat for Zara. I tried on a size large shirt when I am usually a medium everywhere else, and it got stuck on the top of my nose. After I untangled it, I checked to see if there was a zipper or button or anything. Nope. My head is too fat for clothes.

I went from working at a public university where everyone’s salaries are published to a private institution where everything is hush hush and no one talks about their salaries. My department is getting ready to hire a new person at the same level as me and you bet your ass I am going to tell them how much I make. I…

In the spirit of sharing, I’m giving out Dick pics. Here’s a freebie:

Do you, because we don’t all agree on this. I, personally, would enjoy more men saying they are feminists.

“Ally to feminists”? “Ally to women and feminine-identifying people”? I know it doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily as just saying “feminist”, but I think just saying that you’re making an effort to be an ally to feminists should do. It’s important to state that you’re trying to be an ally... because it acknowledges…

Until there’s a better term, stick with “ally”. That’s really the best you can be!

You must be young and/or not very familiar with video games