As Michael clearly stated in the article, that isn't true everywhere. I can't vote absentee in Michigan as an able bodied young person. You have to have a "good reason" to vote absentee and I believe that is true in quite a few states.

The part that disturbed me most was his opening statement. This guy is a judge who's been writing opinions for how long and his writing skills are that weak? It sounded just slightly better than a Trump rant.

To ensure multiple decades of a solid right Supreme Court? Of course they’re going to. I cannot imagine what would stop them from confirming Kavanaugh.

This has been my feeling since all of this started rolling out. I can appreciate the works these people created in the past and I don't feel like we need to take any of that away from them but there are billions of people on this planet and at least one of them has to be as funny as Louis CK and also never masturbated…

That Obama, however, would never have made it all the way through 8 years and even if he had, he would have been held up in so many congressional hearings that he might as well have resigned. The reason Obama was so clean was that he knew he had to be. He was Jackie Robinson getting n***** screamed at him every time…

Dick Devos had been pilfering Michigan for decades in the same way Betsy is now pilfering the education department. That's how. The Devos family has been Michigan's poster children for corporate evil for a long time.

Was I supposed to respect their beliefs? I don’t care what anyone believes but I’ve never once pretended that I thought the sky man and his sky laws was a valid theory.

This drives me nuts. Even if I didn’t give a shit about anyone but myself, I’d be pro-choice. I am, in no way, prepared to have a child and even if I was, I don’t want one. I don’t understand men that try to avoid condoms, don't care about birth control, don't care about abortion rights. Then again, perhaps those…

The comments on these articles make me uneasy. While, ultimately, I don’t think the world is going to miss this kid (my vote is monster by the way) I’m not comfortable with the idea of anyone getting gunned down in the street, much less a 20 year old kid. Should he have been free to be on the street in the first place?…

No. No they were not. Bankruptcy lawyers and creditors WANTED them to sell off art to settle debts. No one working for or living in the city ever seriously considered liquidating the DIA

I was about to agree with him until I got to that last line. Bye bye, moral high ground

I’ve no clue why Marco Rubio would feel the need to comment on the new Kanye album but if he really did feel committed to that plan, couldn’t he take the 23 minutes (how is this album only 23 minutes?!?) to just go ahead and listen to it real quick?

Good. Send ‘em over seas. But any dollar that goes in Jesus’ basket on American soil is being taxed.

The part I roll my eyes at hardest is the part where that’s supposedly not him. Most of the worst people I’ve ever met are the kind of people that have to spend all their time telling you who they are. “I’m no liar. I’m no cheater. I’m no racist.” They’re almost always bad people because they don’t understand that…

Hollandaise is mayonnaise made with butter instead of canola oil. It’s like cholesterol made into a sauce.

This is a useless comment at this point because of how many of these stories we hear but what kind of brain do you have to have to do this? “He stole my ham sandwich. I better shoot at him.” Even if he wasn’t trying to kill him. Even if he had fired the gun straight up in the air or something, why do these people…

This is the real problem. Employers used to be more willing, on the whole, to train their workers. The onus now is on the employee to have the training, and quite often multiple years of real experience in order to get a job in any industry. There’s no talking your way in it seems like anymore.

Can he make it all the way into the 90s for his next dating victi... I mean partner?

Assuming he doesn’t bring about the Apocalypse. I’m not optimistic about that though.

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