I am a male who loves condoms. Because I hate babies and have no health insurance. Also I hate babies.

And America doesn’t do anything about this kind of thing anymore, right?

Can we get over the ‘getting a rise out of people thing’? You’re not subversive and thoughtful because you enjoy upsetting strangers standing near you on a train. You’re a shitty person.

Something I’ve noticed that I do that I’m trying not to anymore is announce that I’m a dude. I know this now sounds ironic since I just did so but I’m trying to be honest here. I noticed it because I did it but since then I’ve seen it quite a bit here loto of guys do the same thing. I had the same proclivity on the…

The mayor is driving too far to get to the gym? That’s a scandal? What’s it like for your city to not have any real problems?

They are protests against the country itself. This country is the entity holding up racist policies. In the case of police brutality, this country is protecting them, lauding them, turning a blind eye to their actions and then calling black folks unpatriotic every time they point it out.

Disgusting. The word you were looking for was disgusting.

You leave the delicious slimy vegetable out of this!

Can we get over this idea that you’re excused from have morals when money is involved? Yes, it is absolutely on the people doing the discriminating. It is also on the people that won’t live next to black folks. Yes, the landlords were only one of several groups perpetuating racist systems but perpetuating they were…

Can I just say how disappointed I was that this is the only article filled under BATHTUBS: GOOD

I have trouble pooping in public restrooms as a male tho...

Isn’t the point of almost all frats to be a rich, white, rape club? The only difference here is that they’re admitting it up front.

So then the question is why? Why Kansas City and Cleveland of all places? What’s the difference between Kansas City’s police culture and that of... I dunno, Little Rock or Birmingham?

19 year old girls don’t “leave” their phones and keys laying around. Other than that, I could believe it was an accident.

Y’all know Daniel’s white, right? Mike H does not have a black friend. And I know because if Daniel was black (or indeed any single one of Mike’s friends were black) he would have mentioned it. No matter how much he “doesn’t see color”, Mike H is 100% the kind of person that would refer to Daniel at all times as “My…

I have to think that they did this on purpose hoping some people would wash away. Because really, even if they were planning on arresting people at the shelter doors, why warn them before hand unless they were hoping to scare a few people with records into trying to go it alone.

I never realized it until I read this article (didn’t know this movie was happening) but I now believe that there is no one better to play Jesus than Joaquin Phoenix.

Freaked out so much that they collectively decided they’d rather burn the place down than ever let it happen again.

That is 100% where the desire comes from. I’m not denying it. Though I will say, it’s not conscious, for the most part. I’m sure most of us well meaning wypipo need (and deserve) to be slapped and told to wake up but the reason we might get defensive when told that is that we honestly don’t realize the self-serving…

Just make a list and recite their names every night before bed like Arya Stark. The universe will take notice eventually, I’m sure.