Is this your first time on Jezebel or something?

This is fine but I prefer a three corners approach so that the outer corner of what he labels 4 and 5 are actually 3 and then you go around hitting them corners a second time and then you’re basically done. It’s all about continuously having a corner to bite into.

I read that three times and I’m still not entirely sure what he’s saying.

What is the proper way to express that I’m sorry for him and his family and nobody should have to go through this while also acknowledging that I absolutely won’t miss him as a political figure?

Not that that guy isn’t ridiculous but since when is Jenny Slate a genius? Funny, yes but genius MIGHT be a little far.

Uhhh. Still a criminal? Age isn’t really an excuse for thievery...

I think you left a few typos here. Allow me to edit for you, real quick

I pointedly read these Wypipo articles specifically to figure out why that term bothers me. I can’t articulate it but when I see the term, it DOES annoy me. I’ll contemplate it and continue enjoying your articles laughing at me for being bothered by it.

Up until the point where it worked out, this sounded eerily similar to all those friendzone stories that we all say are so sad and pathetic.

I’m so glad I came back to check on the comments here. I knew the grays would be delicious here.

I’m not saying you CAN’T know that it’s wrong. Obviously, we all know things are wrong that we haven’t experienced. But if you live in a bubble of people that don’t know anyone that isn’t just like themselves, it’s quite a bit more difficult. That’s how you end up with people like Rachael Dolezal, ostensibly having…

From what I understand, if she’s in Portland, there’s a good chance she’s never met a black person before.

He understands separation perfectly well. He just doesn’t believe in it.

Ah, I didn’t pick that up. Probably because, while I do have an education, it’s a flyover state education and therefore does not count anyway!

“Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette

Nope. Smash Mouth is great. 90s pop rock gods right up there with Sugar Ray. Perhaps you never heard Walkin’ On the Sun?

Yeah, it’s pretty awful, not anything a decent person needs to know.

Die, humanity! Die!

Trap is an internet term for a trans person, actually.

The court didn’t hand down a death sentence. They ruled that a medical professional knew better for the child than its parents. That seems pretty similar to taking custody away to me. I don’t know the laws in Europe of course so perhaps they did skip a step.