This. This is the only objectively correct comment.

Does that fact that I can’t figure what is happening in the article mean that I’m too zero on the Kinsey scale to be on this site? (Dude, of course)

I dunno but I’m male and I laughed pretty hard.

He’s going to get out of this, isn’t he? Cool.

It’s not about Trump being better policy-wise, it’s about the fact that he seems to be too incompetent to enact any of his disastrous policies. Pence, on the other hand, has disastrous policies AND actual governmental experience.

This is a good point that I haven’t considered, though I think you’re still underestimating the damage that a competent evil person (Pence) can do to us. HOWEVER, he would be much less likely to end the world in a nuclear holocaust so I guess the question is: ought we to put our own civil rights at more of a risk here…

True. I’m not always entirely sure Paul Ryan isn’t trolling everybody when he says things like “Maybe the president didn’t know he shouldn’t ask the FBI director for loyalty. Did you try informing him?” Or when Rick Snyder told us that they weren’t changing the water in Flint specifically to destroy the Detroit Water…

I legitimately can’t tell if you’re trolling or not.

Never fucking forget it. Every arrest or fine or finger pointing from Schuette is to protect Snyder from trouble.

An emotional manipulative pedophile and a huge narcissist. Cool.

And yet your need for snark pulled it out of the grays. Thanks, dude!

Actually, mostly, we worship money.

They wouldn’t show up in public to assault women. They “cherish” women... Whatever that means.

The glee with which Jezebel has been reporting this story disturbs me. I’m not saying Abedin should stay. Clearly, Weiner has some serious problems and may or may not be endangering the welfare of his child but a lot of people on here seem to be taking some serious joy from this marriage breaking up and Weiner ruining…

What? Salt2Everything, is quite possibly, like me, on the other side of an ocean. What do you expect us to do exactly except watch our usual news channels (albeit in more horror than usual)?

Sounds like a case of two terrible people! I would make a joke about true love but his actions make him sound like he’s probably abusive...

Karen O yes. The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s music? Not so much.

Every time there’s an article about music on here, dismissing one artist over another, I almost always disagree and I feel personally slighted.

I just like going to the movies. I wish I lived in a market that had more independent stuff because the big budget stuff that I can see at MJR does not interest me at all but the experience of going to the theater and seeing things on the big screen trumps television for me any day. Also, there’s something to be said…

You’ll cut yourself doing that with Beef anyway. All food cutting that isn’t dicing requires the same technique: slowly applying more force as you press down so you can gauge how hard the thing is. You shouldn’t ever just put all your strength down into a food immediately, guys!