The bad news : AV Club was finally bitten by the Kinja zombie

They’re calling Area X “the Shimmer?” That’s a pretty terrible name guys.

Isn’t Ben Carson still lazing about in his hammock over at Housing and Urban Development?

“Omarosa’s actually a very nice person. Nobody knows that,” Trump told us only last February!

Although if nobody knows you’re a nice person, are you a nice person? 

Can we just shut fucking Twitter down please? Lump in the president and nobody can convince me that it does more good than harm. It is a platform for bullying, hatred, and for shallow, stupid people to primp and brag. It is a terrible result of our modern age and the ‘look at me’ culture; it is literally the end…

“Transdimensional beings? Corpse cleaners? War economy?”

Do the Buffalo Bills have a mascot? Where does this kid send his resume?

The problem with getting old is that when I want something like any of this, I just go out and buy it. The other problem is I now see most of this stuff as junk that’ll just create unnecessary clutter. Probably the only thing on the list that appeals to me at all (that I haven’t already got) is the Filmstruck…

It’s like they’ve been teleported in from an 80s, budget, distopian fantasy film.

So, the Gillette business model, except the razor costs $60, and if you buy a pack of blades you don’t know how many blades it contains until you open it. Also you need to shave 60 times or pay more money to unlock the ability to use shaving gel.

I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play video games. I just don’t get it. Whoosh.

OK, here’s what we’ve got ... the RAND Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the Reverse Vampires ...

Oh, Baby this game rips the bones from your back

Coconut crabs are proof that god doesn’t exist.

I’d be more disturbed by this if Takai wasn’t in his 80s and if this didn’t happen nearly 40 years ago. Arguably, all gay sex was criminal and deviant in the 1980s. Society repressed and shamed gays, forcing them underground, which means their outlets for sexual activity weren’t always healthy. And it was, even more…

I love the Muppets Christmas Carol. I particularly like the fact that they make it funny whilst staying pretty faithful to the original, especially using emphasis to turn one particular Dickens’ line into the funniest thing in the movie: “Tiny Tim, WHO DID NOT DIE...” And Caine brilliantly plays it absolutely…

It’s been a wildly successful 14 years in New York for Manning

If he/she were really really a true hero, then she/he would have taken Kinja out at the same time.

Loved the Bobby Hill cameo! Pamela Adlon, if you or your writers read this, I will give you ALL my money if you somehow work in a storyline that allow’s Sam to yell “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”