I spent most of the 70's and early 80's waiting for this to happen and I fucking missed it.

With the cacophonous howl of Social Media being what it is it seems these days any ‘good tweets’ (if such a thing exists) go largely unnoticed while ‘bad tweets’ unleash a shit storm upon the author. With that in mind it seems that the only possible outcome of a persons tweeting is to be either ignored or to place…

I never had any issues with West’s accent. But then again I’m not from around there so I many not have picked up on any inconsistencies like a local.

It’s an American Dream come true when a Fabulously wealthy White man from Michigan, who lives in Massachusetts can just show up and pretty much be able to represent Utah in the United States Senate. One Massachusetts pundit once reffered to Mitt as a ‘blow dried fraud”, now I’m thinking of him as the lesser of two…

You guys should have used this picture of her to top the article.

“The way to end American consumption of Quaaludes was to ban their manufacture. The American government did so, and strong-armed nearly every other government into doing so as well. It worked.”

The world now has this so what about Gillian Anderson getting out there and dong something. Something cool. Maybe something like slowly eating a banana?

Anastasia Steele is one of the dopiest name in Modern Cinema. I bet she has a brother named Dirk Tungsten.

I need to find a way to call somebody a ‘jive mother fucker’ sometime today. Otherwise, I may have to use that line on my wife and kids.

Back in the late 70's/early 80's we would frequently find porno mags left by older kids on the railroad tracks near my house. Nothing like a rain soaked vintage Hustler to get your juices going on the walk back to school.

Hope this does well and it looks damn cool, but it may be a bit early to call it ‘one of the biggest block busters ever’.

I played all of Skyrim with Lydia as my companion/wife. I must have disintegrated her with lighting bolts 50 times thus forcing my to reload my game. Glad companions can’t die in Fallout 4

Anyone else out there think that since “RadioLab” has largely abandoned science stories they aren’t anywhere near as good as they used to be?

No way Jose. I’m not uptight about nudity but f he shows his nut sack I’m calling the FCC right fucking away.

The original Brendan Fraser Mummy movie had a cool trailer with that gigantic face made of sand chasing them but the whole movie was shit. I apologize if the giant sand face was from the mummuy returns. I drink a ton on super bowl sunday.  

Never knew he had Greatest American Hero hair

Any chance that this is the same lady that would shit on people lawns while she was out for a jog? Probably not but had to ask.

Does she have to give back the $130,000 now? Seriously does she? I’m not joking.

You think these videos are fucked up, you should try going to an actual Kidz Bop concert. I havn’t been the same sense. Also the MILF quotient is not as high as you’d think. In fact it’s quite disappointing.

Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju