I’m having a hard time keeping track of the Fat Jonah Hill:Thin Jonah Hill ratio. Seems like this is the thin one.

Some say the world it what it is, all i know is I gotta take a wizz.

The Saint D goes Tits up at the worse possible time. All the had to do was wait for for the receiver to land and tackle him then. Oh well thems is the breaks.

If I was her I’d let my 91 year old titties fly. Who cares she’s the queen for god sake!

Simmons has been an embarrassment from day one. His popularity astounds me and I deeply resent his success.

FX appeared to go out of it’s way to say ‘fuck’ over and over during this last season of AHS. Here’s hoping full beaver shots aren’t far away.

I got 10,000 red hats that say “American: Not a Shit-hole country” ready to ship. Who wants one! Steve Banon just ordered 5 and Jared wants one but only if Ivanka says it’s OK

Fuck, I was just about to trademark ‘pussy juice’. Now I’m going to have tot refile with the name “cunt juice”.

I can’t quite put my finger on it but Sarah Huckabee-Sanders scares the fucking shit out of me.

No need to decide. Two fists - Two faces. The math works out.

I’m oddly OK with this dingus being a scapegoat for all that is wrong with the internet. Can we make his jerk-off brother part of this too?

I agree. I’m having lobster tonight but instead of boiling them alive I’m going to run them over with my car.

sexually inappropriate or exploitative

Not me I want to fuck Gillian Anderson...and Margot Robbie too.

Put me down as Love for Metalhead.

I definitely liked this one better than the reviewer. The anthology inside an anthology was nice and kept the story moving at a fast pace. I tend to like the Black Mirror episodes that get the least critical love more than most. Hated in the Nation is one of my all time favorite episodes.

I’d knock it down a full grade due to the horse-shit mythology stuff. I just can’t be behind it and I just know Carter will eventually twist it into an logic pretzel that makes no damn sense. Can’t we have M&S looking for their son because HE’S THEIR SON! and not because he’s the key to an extinction level bio-hazard…

Interestingly ‘have you ever been arrested due to booze’ was not one of the questions. Whew, dodged a bullet there.

Thank you my good man!

1. What about your Penis?