Too Bad she didn’t get him. His catering and hair plug bills would have bankrupted them in a few weeks.

Looks like a complete fucking waste of time. Count me out. Maybe if those two clowns set each other on fire I’ll tune in, but otherwise cound me out.

in light of what is going on in Houston is this really necessary? This is a problem that needs a solution? If your that into wristbands do the world a favor and put the plastic bag over your head first.

This is exactly why I use my nuts instead of my face to unlock my phone. Sure it’s awkward at the groccery store but only my priest has photos of my balls that could be used to get around security.

This move will come back to haunt the Lions. Stafford will hover right around 0.500 for the next 5 or 6 years while the Lion will lack the cap flexibility needed to consistenly compete for a championship. A great day if your a Bears, Vikes and Packers fan for sure. 

Wearing fuck-me pumps to one of the worse natural disasters in American history. I like it. 

Bruins goalie Giles Gilbert. Which ofcourse is pronounced “Jill Jill-bear”

Stetson? Like the cologne?

Face down

Hey finally twitter is used as a force for good! Now we can all go back to fat shaming 15 year old kids.

Great move by the Lions. Just look how sucessful the Colts have been since they paid Luck all that money a few years ago. Run away freight train those Colts. Quckest way to NFL suucess is to make your QB the highest paid player.

Good for Stafford probably bad for the Lions. All that coin going to the QB isn’t going to help them build a better defence.

Shouldn’t the only achievement of note for a fiction writer be what he actually wrote? Who give a crap about the rest?

What about a trash bag full of Fritos? Is that down or up in price? Asking for a friend.

What about Eph’s lady friend. She too got a quick unceremonious death. Fifty bucks says they don’t even mention her, even in passing, again. 

Zach but not by much.

Steven Jobs is an excellent example of this.

Can’t wait for this. Wonder why they are being so coy about the release date? Haloween sounds about right to me.

Just testing to see if this gets through. As a former AV club guy sadly nothing seems to make it through.

Where did they get Pablo Sandoval’s pants from?