A colleague took his elderly mom to Italy for a weeklong vacation and a Taylor Swift concert and it cost him less than if he had just bought two tickets for a TS concert in NYC. Of course I’m sure the locals don’t love the Americans coming and buying up tickets either... I can’t wait for Ticketmaster to be sued into…

Totally not a denial.

Thanks Obama!

Did anyone else immediately think of the Dave Matthews Band bus incident?

They also call it “Barebacking”.

Rawdogging means precisely one thing, and it is not that.

If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.

Wow, that is an absolute dumpster fire of a headline.

Yawn. Call me when they’re having a NASCAR race and a baseball game at the same time. Imagine a home run knocking Kyle Busch out of the race, or Denny Hamlin losing control, crashing into the outfield, and running over Manny Machado.

I had one of these, an STE. Owned it for 7 months, in which time it made 11 unscheduled trips to the dealer for stupid shit. Windshield washers not working. Key jammed in the ignition; couldn’t pull it out, couldn't start the engine to drive it to the dealer. Headlights going off, and back on again, all by…

Tricycle versus tadpole. Tricycles tend to tip, tadpoles not so much...

My first thought was that the manufacturing defect was that one of the rear wheels was missing. Nah, that is too easy... it’s a good thing Jeremy Clarkson never got his hands on one of these. 

Do Mentos count as a PED?

I guess no one’s snapped this up to give to Clarence Thomas yet...

Amway, with a dash of treason.

Yeah that jump to random The Root page sucks, at least I am not alone, but it seems to be selective in that it’s not EVERY Jalop page.

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…