Wow, that is an absolute dumpster fire of a headline.

Yawn. Call me when they’re having a NASCAR race and a baseball game at the same time. Imagine a home run knocking Kyle Busch out of the race, or Denny Hamlin losing control, crashing into the outfield, and running over Manny Machado.

I had one of these, an STE. Owned it for 7 months, in which time it made 11 unscheduled trips to the dealer for stupid shit. Windshield washers not working. Key jammed in the ignition; couldn’t pull it out, couldn't start the engine to drive it to the dealer. Headlights going off, and back on again, all by…

Tricycle versus tadpole. Tricycles tend to tip, tadpoles not so much...

My first thought was that the manufacturing defect was that one of the rear wheels was missing. Nah, that is too easy... it’s a good thing Jeremy Clarkson never got his hands on one of these. 

Do Mentos count as a PED?

I guess no one’s snapped this up to give to Clarence Thomas yet...

Amway, with a dash of treason.

Yeah that jump to random The Root page sucks, at least I am not alone, but it seems to be selective in that it’s not EVERY Jalop page.

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

Stupidity knows no bounds with today’s yute’s:

We had a 1.8T of this same year. Around 2012, the interior was a beginning to disintegrate and the oil cooler went bad and held my wife hostage on the side of the highway. With all the weird issues we had with our 1.8T, I cannot imagine what its like maintaining that obscure W8 with double the age on it.

Nope. Not even for free.

Something something Free Market. Something something hypocritical assholes.

‘Any Place, Any Time, Any Rules’

Can that be considered a legally binding contract and Zuck attacks him back stage with a steel chair like its Monday night Raw?

Looks more like the light-pole did the trick. The phone pedestal offered no resistance whatsoever.

Still waiting for that fantastic replacement of the Affordable Care Act.

When this happens, it’s usually the scorned side piece. Plus, I’m just going to assume this dude’s “business” is some type of tax evasion anchored by magnets on his mobile fridge.

“If you’re interfering with somebody who’s trying to get the power back up, you’re not speeding up the process of getting the power back on; you’re slowing that process down,”