Anyone seen Pete Davidson’s ferry?

I think I would be going mental by this point like the guy in The Right Stuff during the testing montage.

Every finance bro in the 1990s went out and got a 3 series the day after they received their first year end bonus. 

Risky Business reboot?

We ask that you please bear with us.

What if - hear me out - before launch you completely cleared out your “tract” with the same procedure you do before a colonoscopy. Start with a clean slate. Only ingest something like Gatorade gel until the spacewalk. That’s all I have.

I reread that part of the article a few times assuming I misunderstood.

It’s just a reboot of Massive Head Wound Harry for SNL50

“I didn’t donate it.”

An acquaintance recently did the “It’s cheaper to fly four people to Paris, stay in a hotel for a week, see Taylor Swift, and go shopping at Louis Vuitton” vacation than buy four tickets in the US.

This is the last BMW front end I have liked.

“So, what do I owe you?”

Yes.

Having seen it in person, watching someone total their own car while barely putting a scratch on a fire truck is pretty comical.