I tell this story all the time.

Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

I would watch with Putin, Kim and Hammond.

🎶 Feelin’ good on a Wednesday 🎶

My buddy in Ingolstadt says burning a quart of oil for every tank of gas is normal.

I hope he gets his wish. Hooks crossed.

I don’t like that people can see me

No.

Yes. 

Tip: Middle age guy driving around with the top down in the third week of March because the temperature cracked 48 degrees looks like a douche.

Needs a better title, too.

an aging driver called back to the grid to compete alongside a rising star

The dog’s name was Seven? I thought we all agreed on Soda.

It’s basically a large room with a three story ceiling. The only permanent sets are “home base”, where the house band sits and the monologue takes place (Weekend Update also takes place there) and the set for the musical guest performances. Other live skits take place on the sides, probably carved up into four to six…

I want to see Bill Hader and John Mulaney’s James L. Brooks samurai movie, “But What If You’re Wrong?”

Qantas was forced to cancel three of its flights from Melbourne to Sydney, which were all expected to be rammed full of Swifties.

“It doesn’t matter because losing just makes it horrible. It’s terrible to lose to Phil Collins especially.” - Trey Parker