I was just making a joke about Texas being pro-business, limited government, etc.

I just assume their attitude is “It’s your fault for being taken advantage of plus the sheriff is my brother-in-law and I golf with the DA every other Wednesday. #smallgovernment #freedom”

The real story here is that Texas actually has a “Deceptive Trade Practices Act”. 

Seen earlier:

Jimmy’s Canadian counterpart: “Sorry, eh?”

Ed: Season 5

South Park did it

People’s Express flew a 747 from EWR to BOS?

plane she was greeted with an ovation by the attendents and passengers

Motorcyclists could do the country a great service by crashing near a major medical center that does transplants.

“Walker told me I have AIDS.”

I’m guessing the people that thought he crossed a line are the people quitting Congress (or their staff). They’ll be replaced with worse soon enough.

Glad my “worse” story isn’t so bad. Back in the late 80s, flying back from Europe to New York. I don’t remember if it was thunderstorms in New York or the remnants of a tropical storm but they divert us to Philadelphia. We sat on the ground in Philadelphia for six hours before they would let us leave for New York.…

Eventually your car will show up at the dealer with bare metal

given how long promotions usually take in Starfleet

Anywhere else it’s just sparkling stellantis. 

I went to a few tapings of Late Night with Conan in New York as well as one of his TBS shows at the Apollo Theater. He would come out after the warm up comedian did his bit and would do as much if not more. He’d be in the audience, bantering with people, posing for pictures.

CBS last night: