South Park did it

People’s Express flew a 747 from EWR to BOS?

plane she was greeted with an ovation by the attendents and passengers

Motorcyclists could do the country a great service by crashing near a major medical center that does transplants.

“Walker told me I have AIDS.”

I’m guessing the people that thought he crossed a line are the people quitting Congress (or their staff). They’ll be replaced with worse soon enough.

Glad my “worse” story isn’t so bad. Back in the late 80s, flying back from Europe to New York. I don’t remember if it was thunderstorms in New York or the remnants of a tropical storm but they divert us to Philadelphia. We sat on the ground in Philadelphia for six hours before they would let us leave for New York.…

Eventually your car will show up at the dealer with bare metal

given how long promotions usually take in Starfleet

Anywhere else it’s just sparkling stellantis. 

I went to a few tapings of Late Night with Conan in New York as well as one of his TBS shows at the Apollo Theater. He would come out after the warm up comedian did his bit and would do as much if not more. He’d be in the audience, bantering with people, posing for pictures.

CBS last night:

Ah, you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that’s a way to die.

Norm Macdonald:

30 years later I can’t imagine being sequestered on a jury for six months and then spending about five minutes to “deliberate” and vote.

Elon:

Looking forward to the Thanksgiving news stories of (more) fistfights breaking out over full overhead bins on packed planes.

Ski vacations in the 1980s and 90s - each person took a small suitcase, ski bag, and boot bag. No luggage fees.

Is it possible the super hero genre has been completely played out? Just putting that out there.