A hundred years ago titans of industry were smart enough to know the best way to ward off communism was to keep the workers well paid and well fed.

but turned out to just be Charlie and his illiteracy

Start a GoFundMe for the driver for a new pair of pants.

“The average millionaire drives a four-year-old car with 41,000 miles on it”

I wasn’t about to go to jail for insurance fraud for that Pontiac although it might have only been a misdemeanor considering its value.

I regret not giving my 1985 Pontiac 6000 a Viking funeral in an abandoned rock quarry in Vermont.

Jetways are for closers.

“Elena Vernham is a great leader, the very strong leader of Turkey.” - Donald Trump

What’s the twist?

I know where you can get a 1966 Thunderbird convertible. . . . 

Hathaway and Gyllenhaal are playing themselves and feud over Love and Other Drugs getting 49 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

Hollywood agent is a slightly more successful version of real estate agent.

And he was a dick to Jack Reacher!

Yeah, why isn’t he in this?

Cyber Truck buyers:

Elon:

Oh, the humanity