And he was a dick to Jack Reacher!

Yeah, why isn’t he in this?

Cyber Truck buyers:

Elon:

Oh, the humanity

Or. . . . . hear me out. . . . we could have functional airports and airlines.

Fifth Beatle or not interested

Better check with Pope Gregory XIII.

a patented Freedom Plus sewer system

It’s Tuesday, February 19, 2024

Things I learned on Twitter: The US was in a recession from 2009-2017 because Obama caused the GFC in 2008 but also the recession ended in June 2009 and Obama should have balanced the budget right away. And Nancy Pelosi caused the deficit to go up in 2017 and 2018 when she was not Speaker. It’s very complicated. 

Not sure “front seat” is the issue here.

As the bodies descend into the waters beneath them

I don’t know. Possible reasons: They didn’t do a count. The person(s) doing the count miscounted.

Hey, you. Get your damn hands on a crispanada.

They count before the plane leaves the gate. 

One of the best greatest hits albums ever assembled, Legend