Still waiting

John Ashton was born in 1948 so he is 75 now. He was only 36 when the first one came out in 1984. I would have said he was 50 then.

Bit of a close talker.

Andrew still smarting from the sick burn of Charles calling him a fringe member of the royal family.

Margaret’s death even get a mention?

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about. 

East coast loves SO much about Dunkin’

I knew a guy who found out he had leukemia through a routine blood test before a minor unrelated surgery he was supposed to have. No symptoms. Doctors said 4 to 6 weeks with no treatment, 8 to 12 weeks with chemo. He went with no chemo and died in 6 weeks.

For the Belmont, MA guy: my sister lives in Belmont. A cop there gave her a ticket for an expired inspection sticker. Cop was standing at a stop sign looking at stickers and flagging people to pull over. Asks her if she’s aware her sticker expired. She explains that she had been out of state for a few weeks when our…

I’ve transited the Copenhagen airport several times. There were tall, hot blond women everywhere. I didn’t know what was going on or how I made my connecting flight, either.

“Benoit”

When Danny Devito can no longer do the show.

Cecil Terwiliger. Spent four years at clown college, aka Princeton.

Are we absolutely sure they aren’t doing The Running Man in North Korea?

“I knew when you threw me through the soda machine.”

Francis LaPierre sends his condolences.

Oh, god! Oh, man!