he returns to himself and to his room where a naked young man basks in Lenny’s excitement

When I’m just trying to gas up and Ronald Reagan is torching his getaway car

Chicken Run sequel? Mel Gibson’s comeback vehicle! What’s that? He’s been replaced by Zachary Levi? 

Someone on the Simpsons writing staff didn’t care for Tim Allen

https://jalopnik.com/these-are-your-roadwork-horror-stories-1851021541

Charles for the next 25 years

“ALL NEW CAST!” - press release

Very accurate description of the Merritt Parkway. Excessive speeds and tight radius exits lead to many spins.

Do it for the insurance money. Just make sure your boss isn’t emotionally attached to the horse.

“We have a horse in problem — in difficulty.”

I recall they gave contractors huge incentives, like $100,000 per day they finished ahead of deadline.

In 10 years Chris Pratt can have the Bill Murray role in the Zombieland reboot.

Has this thing still not happened? 

Uecker Seats

I know. I am old enough to remember when it happened. And I remember the crude (by today’s standards) computer simulation they showed on the nightly network news.

That was a joke because you said “inverted”.

Meanwhile, I just learned today that Cousin Greg is a co-owner of a bar on the Lower East Side.