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I drove a hand-me-down 1985 Pontiac 6000 in high school. Absolute piece of junk. My dad had pretty much decided to get rid of it when I graduated so when someone ran a stop sign and crunched the rear driver side door he accepted cash from the other driver rather than go through insurance. And of course he didn’t get

But the after party at the Australian embassy is still on, right?

Set up some hidden cameras and see how long it takes to go full Lord of the Flies.

Gun was in it from before.

A 1958 Plymouth Fury kept trying to kill me.

Slowest drivers camping out in the middle lane when there are three lanes on an interstate. And drivers that pass you on the right because you didn’t get out of the left lane fast enough.

Can I interest you in a 1966 Thunderbird convertible?

Start by enforcing the carryon bag limits. So many people bringing a “personal item” that’s almost as big as their carryon roller bag.

As an American who flew from Europe to the US yesterday, I was laughing at the UK passport holders stuck in the non-EU line with us to go through passport control.

Upstate might as well be Alabama. 

The camera lens filter on Cybill Shepherd might be the inspiration for Kari Lake.

No flies on you.

His family said he became “angrier, frustrated, and depressed”

I stopped reading at “Florida”.

There are easier ways

handsome, yet inoffensive