From what little I know about prison he is not going to have a good time. Rapists are near the bottom of the inmate hierarchy, ahead of only child molesters and true nut jobs like Dahmer. Mike Tyson said the other prisoners called him names but I don’t think anyone tried to fight him because, well, he’s Mike Tyson. …

Is that when they made Academy Award winner Judi Dench tell Bond he had to “pump her for information”? I felt dirty after that.

A more elaborate version of Woodstock 1994 when mud caked attendees went home and trashed their local laundromats.

There should be a distinction between villains and henchmen. 

Under “Don’t Force a Seat Switch” add “Don’t try sitting in a seat you weren’t assigned to”. Five years ago I watched a woman try to steal a window seat multiple times before a 12 flight from Tokyo only to get repeatedly booted by the rightful occupant. Fortunately no flight attendants had to get involved and…

That’s how you get incepted.

His IMDb page isn’t all first round picks. And he wouldn’t be the first “expert” to blame others for his missteps. 

Almost every time I fly into JFK we land on runway 22L which means you have to taxi across 22R to get to the terminals. Every time at least a few people jump up and try to get their bags and the flight attendants yell at them.

Don’t stand up as soon as the plane parks.

“I’m going to have to agree with your friend ‘Pheebs’. . . .”

I wouldn’t have said Emily Mortimer is especially funny but 30 Rock proves otherwise. Maybe James Burrows should consider that  the writing and directing matter.

Is the battery sufficient to power a mobile meth lab? Asking for a friend.

In Bangkok and for one night only

They openly talked about killing the Baron in the first season.

Unless the seat is manually adjustable what’s the point? No power seats. If I’m driving alone I need to rock the seat back and forth two dozen times because the passenger side is stuck.

Why anyone would make a habit of going out of their way to ruin other people’s days