Can I beseech for no more pun threads?

So like El Caminos but not as lampooned?

Finding a celebrity attractive is sexist.

Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Eh, that's not really sexist. It's just creepy Kat Dennings obsession. That's a whole 'nother subject.

CBS: America's Most Watched Network

Honestly, unless the description is leaving out how key details (like "how this even makes any sense"), the whole Paris to Beijing crappy movie sounds like Verbinski and future crew are pulling a Sandler.

But he's so light-hearted and affable! I can't NOT order a Large Triple Cheese Bacon pizza!

Traveling and lodging just to be on a low-rated late night show sounds like a real Money Pit though

If Tom Hanks or Peyton Manning are ever caught in any type of scandal that shows them as something other than nice guys, millions of American hearts will be broken

CDs are those things that you used to get back in the mail from BMG for $0.01!

If anything is to be learned from Injustice: GAU, it's that Aquaman will be the best hero in the Justice League because of his cheap-as-hell Trident Rush attack that not even gods can withstand the chip damage

So Jason Momoa wakes up everyday looking like Jason Momoa and he has had relations with my 80s crush Lisa Bonet?

I was actually thinking of the terrible Halloween Resurrection, but that gives me three movies now!

I think black people have been making strides in horror by not being the first/only one that dies anymore, but now a black person will join a white person as the two people that live to the end!*

Jill Marie Jones was also a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader before she got her gig on Girlfriends, IIRC.

Cultivating mass, eh?

I'm a black man in Jackson, Mississippi. While the surrounding surburbs have some closet racists, major areas with the city such as Belhaven and Fondren are home to a LOT of progressives and even a fair amount of hipsters. Annoying, annoying hipsters.

Good ol' racist white people being offended at being called racists and telling minorities to stop being offended when they are being offended

This is about CSI, not Law & Order: SVU