Ranks with "Cosby accused of rape again" and "Latest Adam Sandler movie is terrible"

I'd say something witty and snarky, but honestly, all I can muster up is that Suge Knight seems like a terrible human being.

Depends on your tastes. For a glorified family soap in the same vein of Dynasty, it's great. The music is also great. But both depends on if you like soapy family dramas or hip hop and R&B.

Pertinent:

"Are you excited to play in the Super Bowl?"

I replaced "sexual encounters" with "compulsive masturbating sessions" in my head

Somewhat related, I am personally avoiding all comments regarding the massive, surprising success of Empire.

Pfft, remember that Punisher movie from the 80s? This will never catch on

They had to use the word "aggro" for all the gamers, you filthy casual

A guy I know in law enforcement says it's around $30,000 a key if not cut

That sounds pretty bad ass?

Nice try, The A.V. Club. I know a The Onion article when I see it.

Texas can't claim "y'all". That's a whole Southern thing.

I can't wait for the ignorant backlash of conservative blowhards that will get mad at the "reverse-racism PC-gone-crazy whatever-BS-they-call-it" of casting a black guy in a role they associate with a white guy.

I thought Terminator Salvation was the gritty reboot and this one is the gritty re-reboot.

Movie trailers are actually something I've always wondered about. The trailers and TV spots for American Sniper ensured that movie was gonna be a runaway hit.

Cuz you're fucking fired!

I have nothing to add here other than swoons

Upvoted for use of both Fu-Schnickens and Fugazi in one post

Add me as well. For all the shit Hudson Hawk continues to get to this day, I've always liked how cartoonish and madcap it was.